The What Gives?

You're up at 5 AM. Watching Just Shoot Me episodes from your DVR.

Why are you awake. Well,it's because you pretty much hate everything, and it's hard to sleep when you pretty much hate everything.

You're hoping watching an old sitcom will shut your brain off.

You're mixing a banana cream protein shake with sugar-free soy milk. Maybe that will knock you out.

You have a headache, and the fucking birds are singing. It's cold as fuck out, and windy as fuck, and, yet, it's fucking May 3rd. What gives?

Just another shitty gray day in Minnesota. And you have to be at work in a few hours.