The White-Hot Explosion

For some reason, you're trying to take a nap, which is kinda retarded considering it's a perfect day. It's sunny, and the sky is a big blue toilet bowl with clouds floating in it like wonderful puffy white turds.

Have you ever wanted everything to just burn? Seriously. It's sounds scary, doesn't it? Well, not to you. There are just so many people out there who should melt into a protien glop and then burst into a bright blue flame.

You've heard comedians George Carlin and Bill Hicks joke about how great it would be if there were one big giant disaster that would wipe everything out, and how nice it would be afterwards. And, usually you just think it's funny, but today your nap keeps getting interupted with thoughts of how great things would be if everything were wiped out in a big white-hot explosion.

Granted, a big explosion probably wouldn't be any picnic for you either, but you're somewhat comforted by the fact that a big explosion that could burn up everything probably isn't going to happen anytime in the near future. So, fuck it, you'll consider it all you want.

Since you can't sleep, you'll go rollerblading. Maybe that will brighten your attitude some.