The Cheap-Ass Peppery Wine

You are watching Will & Grace after work, and you are drinking wine. It's the peppery wine you like from Chile. Yum. And it's only $5 a bottle! Awesome.

Thanks to the cheap-ass liquor store in Bloomington that Sweetie visits on occasion. They always put wine on sale for half price when they want to get rid of it. You forgot the name of the liquor store.

Seriously! $5! This wine is too awesome to be $5. It's too awesome to be $10. You're going to send Sweetie back for more. And she loves you, so she'll do it (even though she doesn't like this kind of wine). You're going to have her buy all the bottles they have left.

The best part: despite the fact that your life is complete shit, you're happy at the moment, and it has a lot to do with the peppery wine from Chile. Maybe you'll become a wino and live on the street, and then you'll freeze to death, because this is fucking Minnesota, and it's cold as fuck until May...or June.