The Phoning It In

You've been agonizing over this blog. You want to do more than just phone in a post now and then, but you're a real chicken shit.

Plus, you're being too goddamned cryptic in the posts you actually post. The above sentences are a perfect example. Sheesh. Could you be any less specific?

You thought writing anonymously in third person would help, but it doesn't, because, let's face it, you just don't want to admit how awful your life is...to yourself. Putting it down would mean actually analyzing the hell hole you've put yourself in. Joy!

Plus, you don't know where to begin. There is so much bullshit going on around you. Staying focused on one particular turd is nearly impossible, because it all ties in, doesn't it?