The Douchebag Who Shovels At the Butt-Crack of Dawn

You're awake at 5:30 AM, because the idiot across the street is shoveling his front walk.

"SCRAPE! SCRAPE! SCRAPE-SCRAPE! scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

What a fucking asshole.

Is their no fucking common courtesy any longer? He must really be one bored son-of-a-bitch if he's up before the ass-crack of dawn scraping cement. Or maybe he's just that fucking anal. Or maybe he's one of those righteous, flag-waving, my-way-or-the-highway douchebag fucks who thinks everyone should wake up at 5:30 AM and do manual labour.

Sheesh! Douchebags everywhere!

He's lucky this is probably the last snowfall of the year, or they'd be removing that shovel from his colon.