You're awake at 5:30 AM, because the idiot across the street is shoveling his front walk.
"SCRAPE! SCRAPE! SCRAPE-SCRAPE! scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"
What a fucking asshole.
Is their no fucking common courtesy any longer? He must really be one bored son-of-a-bitch if he's up before the ass-crack of dawn scraping cement. Or maybe he's just that fucking anal. Or maybe he's one of those righteous, flag-waving, my-way-or-the-highway douchebag fucks who thinks everyone should wake up at 5:30 AM and do manual labour.
Sheesh! Douchebags everywhere!
He's lucky this is probably the last snowfall of the year, or they'd be removing that shovel from his colon.
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