You drank a beer, then swallowed a sleeping pill, and then drank another beer.
Today was Good Friday, and it snowed six inches, which meant sacrificing a lot to get to work on time.
Your sister's birthday was yesterday, and you forgot to call. Her baby is due in April, so it's a double whammy. You'd like to blame your absent-mindedness on how complicated your life is, but your life isn't that complicated. It's work, sleep, work, sleep, whatever, etc.
Get real.
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