The DVR is a perk of your shitty job. You get like 1000 channels, which includes all the premium movie channels (even obscure ones like Starz Kids and Family), and all the Spanish language channels, and all the digital music channels, and all the HD channels, and etc. You also get 6 M of free high-speed internet access. You could also have the home phone service they offer, but it's an inferior product you wouldn't sell to your enemies, so you didn't install it.
There are only two good things about your shitty job. The free services, and the view from your desk.
Here's what the view looked like yesterday:
That's the Robert Street Bridge over the Mississippi River with the St. Paul skyline behind it.
Can you see the tugboat?
Nice, huh? Yeah, otherwise your job sucks ass.
There will be much more about how your job sucks ass in the days to come.
