The Fat People At Work

There are so many fat people working for your employer. It's a good thing they aren't paying by the pound.

You walked past two of them talking outside the door of a conference room today and overheard this:

Fatty #1 said, "...and in the middle is a meatball. Oh, it's just great."

Fatty #2 replied, "Just unexpected, huh? Like cheese? That does sound good."

The fatties at work waddle down the hallways breathing heavily. They sit in the break room eating microwave Lean Cuisine meals and drinking Diet Rite, but you know they go right home and cram Big Macs and Ding Dongs into their gaping maws, and wash it down with Yoo Hoo and Kahlua.

You think, is it just here, or do this many fat people work in every office building?