The Creepy Guys Who Sit In Their Cars

Why do creepy guys hang around the lakes in their cars?

Seriously. It's never women sitting in their cars gawking at everyone. It's either old men, or bald guys. Or both. In their cars. Sitting. Gawking.

Sometimes they drink coffee. Sometimes they smoke. Sometimes they write things in notebooks. (Maybe, later, they're blogging about sitting in their cars by the lake.)

Old, bald men by the lake...GET OUT OF YOUR CARS AND TRUCKS AND JOIN THE WORLD, because you are creeping the rest of us out.